I'm not going to admit to how long this took to do, other than to say instead of getting it done last week when it would have been more relevant to ds106, I'm finally getting it out today. I wanted to try my hand at "kinetic typography" after seeing Rob Nyland use it for his 30 second introduction. The music is CC-licensed Orchestral Filmmusic. Mad respect to you Adobe After Effects people, seriously. It's not perfect, but I still love every second of it.